5: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:49:45.77 ID:ypFJ/W010
Kanagawa Prefectural Police:
“It’s a suicide.”
6: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:49:58.77 ID:n+WHdurU0
Typical Russia-tier madness.
11: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:51:09.52 ID:WqCi9P+W0
Did he just float back up?
9: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:50:41.64 ID:S4FufRAt0
Yakuza.
141: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 18:25:45.28 ID:Q18Gqaqr0
>>9
Tying stones to someone and sinking them is a classic method.
If they threatened him with a gun and made him jump, you end up with a corpse with no external trauma.
10: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:51:05.88 ID:9py/Ns1d0
They’ll probably classify it as suicide even if he did a handstand jump into the water.
12: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:51:29.17 ID:s/krYvzZ0
Truly the “Land of Carnage” (Kitakyushu). 🫨
13: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:51:33.01 ID:/Q0Ux7SI0
I bet the perpetrators are getting scolded by their boss right now.
“We told you to sink him, why is he floating?!”
15: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:51:50.43 ID:HxX5BrA/0
This is literally the Tale of the Heike.
16: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:52:55.62 ID:bv9P14dW0
Good thing they found him before he sank again.
17: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:52:56.46 ID:+7fa9YMV0
It’s impressive that he floated up even with stones attached.
69: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:18:30.98 ID:UODF8PnV0
>>17
Internal organs decompose quickly and produce gas, so unless you use a massive amount of weight, they will eventually float.
21: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:55:36.17 ID:K7cBu8vb0
So he was floating while still attached to the weights?
25: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 15:58:02.94 ID:slLMZs9W0
I guess even if you carefully weigh them down, they always float up eventually.
32: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:00:15.74 ID:13LHW7q90
That’s some intense training.
No wonder he died…
35: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:01:23.36 ID:YerjmwRI0
>About 3 meters from the seawall.
Maybe it was too heavy to carry out to deeper waters because they were too thorough with the stones?
39: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:03:48.62 ID:hDnOQ8fm0
What he was carrying on his back is different from what you guys carry.
44: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:05:49.50 ID:JePVoG7s0
In life, sometimes you sink, sometimes you rise to the surface.
46: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:06:50.37 ID:kt1yLzWm0
An accident at the stone masonry business, clearly.
48: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:07:29.06 ID:22BjXufw0
Is he affiliated with the “Red Party”?
50: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:08:11.90 ID:Tvy73Gah0
That’s a very dedicated suicide.
59: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:12:19.55 ID:KSfCZfyn0
Well, it’s pretty obvious.
61: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:15:03.09 ID:wU0qoKKu0
A failed magic trick?
71: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:19:02.69 ID:y1/CuTOs0
Too sloppy for a real Yakuza, probably just some low-level thugs.
84: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:27:20.85 ID:UuBsQln70
Failed “muscle training” swimming technique.
88: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:30:48.92 ID:fILE4Bxt0
Bokudosaemon (punning on “corpse” and a popular cartoon character).
89: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:32:31.25 ID:rw/g5Ozh0
That’s why I keep saying: use an oil drum if you’re gonna sink someone.
90: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:34:06.61 ID:uFGbylts0
The sloppiness of this trick screams “Gen Z.”
101: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:47:12.80 ID:mQ3HgoMh0
He was probably trying to walk on the seafloor to sneak into the country.
102: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 16:48:48.98 ID:JuGXGV6G0
That’s terrifying.
114: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 17:07:03.89 ID:Sm4b/DK60
Stones aren’t enough.
Should have tied a heavy “Kondara” (meme reference for a heavy metal roller) to him.
119: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 17:15:16.23 ID:E+yD4nw20
Is that Yoichi Hatta?
122: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 17:32:44.18 ID:26a4imlg0
“Wrapped around him,” right?
Definitely murder.
129: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 17:44:45.45 ID:s7u8joRj0
Too late now, even if the “Sacred Treasure” has been recovered.
140: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 18:12:58.60 ID:qOmcIaZb0
Should have hugged an anchor if he was going to jump.
142: Unknown Japuzz Watcher 2026/07/01(Wed) 18:28:37.27 ID:zkNARKkc0
Maybe he was being hidden like Toriyabara and they dumped him after he died of illness?
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