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[Images] Haaland’s (21) beautiful girlfriend is seriously out of this world lololololol

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1：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:15:44.86 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0


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Nice.

2：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:16:22.35 ID： ID:UN26Cg660

Hmm…

4：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:16:23.37 ID： ID:bPU3ngyt0

Good luck against Brazil.

5：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:16:32.71 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

Being a pro soccer player is the dream.

6：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:16:43.76 ID： ID:QX1YxRqG0

She actually looks a bit like Haaland.

7：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:16:47.32 ID： ID:3YnOGW/W0

Yeah, they do.

8：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:16:47.62 ID： ID:1kwcRwic0

Like, “oh,” you know?

9：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:16:50.52 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0


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Haaland-san.

16：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:18:44.85 ID： ID:RJLylKKNd

>>9
Haaland is surprisingly short, huh.

40：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:32:25.57 ID： ID:xDqhaeR40

>>9
Were they close?

49：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:36:36.38 ID： ID:scCWSXBz0

>>9
How tall is that black guy? 😅

54：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:38:40.93 ID： ID:NB2RPO1E0

>>9
Assuming the black guy is like 190cm, is Haaland only like 170cm?

58：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:40:04.31 ID： ID:xLGg17IQ0

>>54
Haaland-san is just a 195cm hobbit, man.

92：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:52:49.46 ID： ID:REn2Bi2L0

>>58
Basically no human rights at that height.

115：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:00:21.58 ID： ID:lrlbjWpx0

>>9
That black guy is huge.
Haaland must be at least 190cm, right?

10：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:17:05.38 ID： ID:CZi6k5hT0

Crush Brazil.

13：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:17:43.88 ID： ID:8G3mOq7vd

Jealousy.
That’s all I know.


The story about making his girlfriend’s mom his side piece.
https://www.dmm.co.jp/dc/doujin/-/detail/=/cid=d_784463/

15：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:18:13.95 ID： ID:nHPagNa60

Hmm…
It’s a no from me.

17：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:18:48.46 ID： ID:RbrJlSBC0

A comment from a pathetic loser below ↓

18：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:18:57.03 ID： ID:C/rPHnu2d

Sadly, girls really do go for the money, huh!

26：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:23:02.43 ID： ID:8p7xiyEed

>>17
>>18
LMAO

30：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:25:57.73 ID： ID:CDmb0Pnq0

>>18
The peak of pathetic, LMAO.

19：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:18:57.56 ID： ID:Ruq1eRUp0

Foreigners really love this kind of Barbie face.
Ronaldo’s wife looks like this too.

20：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:18:58.82 ID： ID:Z5FfdB9D0

Wasn’t it Haaland who got dumped because he only watched soccer in his private life?

21：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:21:03.12 ID： ID:cxHjIikV0

A rotten Haruka Igawa.

22：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:21:23.78 ID： ID:Kx/6hAM5d

Ukraine’s Zinchenko’s wife is super beautiful, though.
She used to be a reporter.

27：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:23:09.14 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

>>22
Post it.

23：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:21:35.42 ID： ID:s2XHzh8C0

She looks a bit like Keanu Reeves in the first photo.

24：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:22:39.95 ID： ID:ijTNaZ+l0

She’s legitimately a beauty.

25：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:22:59.79 ID： ID:D77w7i8t0

Because of that AI video, I can only see him as a gentle monster now. I’ve only got good vibes for Haaland.

28：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:24:00.89 ID： ID:oV6DXUao0

You just can’t hate Haaland for some reason.

33：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:28:53.61 ID： ID:ag/CqF/N0

>>28
Because he gave Minamino so many passes.

43：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:33:28.96 ID： ID:xLGg17IQ0

>>28
He looks like a Viking, but he’s clean-shaven, and his smile is unexpectedly cute.

66：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:42:20.38 ID： ID:a99X209r0

>>28
It’s cute how he goes on a rampage, pushes an opponent, grabs them, then laughs and makes up.

70：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:45:35.58 ID： ID:5pzZ9a7O0

>>28
He’s got that gentle monster face, too.

126：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:03:40.57 ID： ID:P5T0jTUs0

>>28
He chooses Charmander, so he’s a good guy.

31：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:27:18.13 ID： ID:bfh/N+/y0

Haaland would be considered pretty damn ugly even among Japanese people.
Can you really date someone like that just because they have money?
People saying she’s a gold digger are idiots.
Someone who can date such a monster must have a beautiful heart.

38：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:31:01.36 ID： ID:Ruq1eRUp0

>>31
He’s definitely at a level of ugliness that even Japanese people with a white complex would admit.
He often gets lumped in with Mbappe as an ugly guy, but they’re totally different.
Mbappe has charm even if he’s ugly.
Haaland is legitimately “mosaic-worthy” ugly.
When I first saw him, I actually thought he had a disability.

41：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:32:58.44 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

>>38
LMAO.
You’re gonna get sued.

46：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:35:39.72 ID： ID:zFH301C60

>>41
If Haaland actually sues a 2ch/5ch user, I’d honestly laugh.

32：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:27:39.31 ID： ID:eWW03v9Y0

A cross-dressing Keanu Reeves.

34：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:29:04.25 ID： ID:7hPUkGHu0

Change the player, LMAO.

35：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:29:38.49 ID： ID:cmZ16XZL0

Looks like Keanu Reeves when he was young.

36：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:30:11.59 ID： ID:Qz4nVW7T0

I wonder if Haaland still remembers Minamino.

37：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:30:56.17 ID： ID:cxHjIikV0

>>36
He was talking about him so happily just the other day.

42：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:33:24.02 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

Don’t say too much, you guys, or Haaland might sue you and I won’t be responsible.

44：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:34:12.20 ID： ID:vKxq8wpT0

I’m right in the middle, I like her. 😍😍😍

48：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:35:59.76 ID： ID:jiBGWVqK0

She looks like Itao’s wife.

50：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:36:42.21 ID： ID:V2XWInyb0

Take soccer away from Haaland, and he’s just one of you guys.
That’s all he is, at the end of the day. 😡

69：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:44:51.25 ID： ID:aY/SHw7C0

>>50
Look at those physical abilities, man.
He’d succeed in things other than soccer too.

52：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:38:08.89 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0


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These guys are good-looking, they’re fine.

98：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:53:54.95 ID： ID:REn2Bi2L0

>>52
A homo pretending to like soccer just to watch men.

122：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:02:47.61 ID： ID:XFy9q+lF0

>>52
Too sloppy, LMAO.

123：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:02:49.69 ID： ID:wpz2teSz0

>>52
Are you a “toku-san”?

53：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:38:37.97 ID： ID:+kwyAScy0

Haaland is fine, but Mbappe is tough to look at.
Or rather, why are there so many ugly star players in the soccer world now?

68：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:44:28.49 ID： ID:xLGg17IQ0

>>53
It’s because the star players are mostly black now.
Is Bellingham the only good-looking one among the black players?
Even among white players, I can’t really think of many handsome ones.
Rice, maybe?

73：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:47:41.10 ID： ID:VX/5aJtE0

>>53
I don’t really think that about Mbappe.
But Vini has a face that just isn’t charming, it’s tough.

55：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:38:57.52 ID： ID:Ruq1eRUp0

It never gets talked about, but Lloris, who was Kagawa’s teammate, is super handsome, right?
Too bad he has atopic dermatitis.

57：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:39:44.96 ID： ID:iFDm1l6X0

They call him “Predator” because of that wild play style.

59：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:40:13.64 ID： ID:0SzV23hI0

His lips look like Hiroyuki’s.

60：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:40:16.25 ID： ID:WgOrk1L30

A “bald-hiding” hairstyle.

61：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:40:37.86 ID： ID:AM+jA3EOd

He looks just like my older sister, it’s crazy.

63：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:41:07.87 ID： ID:fhLKofAo0

In Japan, she’d probably get slammed for being an “honorary man.”

64：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:42:11.81 ID： ID:/ti5SUbz0

Back in the day, there was a guy named Fernando Torres who was super handsome.

80：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:49:25.59 ID： ID:VX/5aJtE0

>>64
Torres was more “cute,” so calling him “handsome” feels a bit off.

142：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:12:16.36 ID： ID:e1jleEjd0

>>64
Giroud was more handsome.

65：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:42:15.05 ID： ID:oV6DXUao0

Bellingham is the only good-looking black player that comes to mind.

67：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:43:33.77 ID： ID:PzBzGYPq0

She’s gonna turn into Itao’s wife in the future.

74：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:47:43.14 ID： ID:oV6DXUao0

Thinking about it, Messi has an average-looking face, like a standard deviation of 50.

75：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:48:12.29 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

>>74
Really?
I’d say he’s more on the handsome side.
I wonder if that’s just normal in Argentina.

83：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:50:22.94 ID： ID:YenGhZwL0

>>75
How is that handsome?
Over there, they call him a little rat-face. Messi is considered ugly.

86：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:51:37.67 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

>>83
Messi is considered ugly?
Guess the sensitivities are different from Japan.

90：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:52:25.84 ID： ID:Ruq1eRUp0

>>83
I don’t think he’s ugly, but “rat-face” is spot on.

77：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:48:43.97 ID： ID:Ruq1eRUp0

I wonder what people abroad think of Haaland.
To an Asian’s sensibilities, he’s like an ugly guy who looks like he has Down syndrome.

81：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:49:25.81 ID： ID:YenGhZwL0

>>77
Rest assured.
Looking at Reddit and 4chan, he’s considered pretty damn ugly abroad too.

84：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:50:58.78 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

>>81
Is Haaland really called ugly on 4chan?

78：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:48:44.06 ID： ID:4AUWPb3S0

Haaland looks a bit like Huggy Wuggy.

87：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:51:41.14 ID： ID:+QrYzEof0

It makes me laugh how Haaland likes bonsai.

88：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:52:09.10 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0


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Japan’s goddess of victory.
Who do you like better, her or Haaland’s girlfriend?

125：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:03:27.58 ID： ID:tvhQXMZN0

>>88
She’s so hollow inside yet just keeps yapping, it’s just annoying.

91：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:52:48.28 ID： ID:D5SWm6bm0

Haaland is definitely not a good-looking guy, but he looks cool when he’s scoring goals and peaking on the field.

93：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:52:52.95 ID： ID:K5aHCFJ40

Haaland’s parents are actually good-looking, it’s a mystery.

97：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:53:54.77 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

>>93
Someone post the pics.

100：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:54:28.98 ID： ID:+Hqnr6wt0

>>93
His grandpa looked just like him.
Maybe it’s skipped a generation.

112：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 19:59:24.76 ID： ID:wNcf/kax0

I’m a 42-year-old virgin making 2.4 million yen a year, but even if there was a button to turn into Haaland, I’d hesitate… I couldn’t press it.

114：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:00:13.80 ID： ID:aY/SHw7C0

>>112
I’d definitely press it.

120：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:02:22.34 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

>>112
I’d hesitate, but I’d press it, for sure.
His girlfriend is cute, after all.

116：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:01:26.15 ID： ID:QW9Ro7120

I can only see Haaland as Majin Buu (Evil).

117：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:01:40.69 ID： ID:dWS9YGcO0

They kinda look alike, actually.

124：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:03:05.32 ID： ID:Ruq1eRUp0

Vinicius, Mbappe, and Haaland are the current “Big Three.”
They’re the “Big Three” of soccer, and the “Big Three” of ugly too.

127：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:03:44.66 ID： ID:IDyEYz580

>>124
And now Yamal is entering that ugly new generation too.

130：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:05:40.21 ID： ID:HoTE7jlM0

>>127
His girlfriend is super cute too, though.

131：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:05:49.56 ID： ID:XFy9q+lF0

It’s funny how all you basement-dwelling neckbeards are calling other people ugly.

134：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:06:36.75 ID： ID:IDyEYz580

I mean, stars should be handsome, right?
Beckham was so popular because of his face.

136：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:07:43.93 ID： ID:Ruq1eRUp0

>>134
But Beckham was slow, and his voice was high-pitched, like Mickey Mouse.

139：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:08:42.47 ID： ID:MA3stvZQa

The guy who gets surprised when he looks in the mirror while eating.

143：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:12:52.19 ID： ID:xLGg17IQ0

Beckham’s wife used to be an idol, so whatever.
I respect someone who marries their ugly childhood sweetheart more.

144：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:13:39.73 ID： ID:HtxJjpgn0

She looks like Haruka Igawa, I like it.

145：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/05(日) 20:14:05.26 ID： ID:QX1YxRqG0

You guys are way too harsh on other people’s looks considering how you look yourselves.

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