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[Sad News] Japan Coast Guard mistakenly distributes lewd flyers to applicants

1Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:06:43.006 ID: ID:FWbMXNphd

づだ @tyuda_1 (2026/06/22 18:47:03)
(You get a flyer when you request information)


Source:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HLaLOsea4AAQK4i.jpg

https://x.com/tyuda_1/status/2068994166429004287

5Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:08:19.365 ID: ID:smcd1lDq0

Oh my♡ I’m joining LOL

2Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:07:28.779 ID: ID:32P4OI7z0

I don’t really know what Nijisanji is.

3Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:07:46.267 ID: ID:/bziJHyQ0

Do they want otaku to join?

4Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:08:16.282 ID: ID:d6uFJ2TM0

That’s a dog, right?

6Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:08:35.511 ID: ID:A6XHBhyY0

I’m joining.

7Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:08:49.623 ID: ID:qPBkL1IX0

Ugh, lost all motivation to join. I was so hyped up for it too…

10Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:11:54.477 ID: ID:tdS+zVQt0

>>7
You wouldn’t make it in anyway.

8Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:10:27.042 ID: ID:gFLieb7E0

Isn’t that from Kantai Collection?

9Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:10:44.372 ID: ID:Jw5mOdIg0

If you bring that out there, you’ll just get caught by pirates, r*ped, and torn to pieces.

11Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:12:02.468 ID: ID:MhfI5//40

So this is what our tax money is being used for?

55Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:45:56.598 ID: ID:EQgQgEdk0

>>11
The cost of printing the flyers is the same either way, though.

12Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:14:35.485 ID: ID:71hXNgFm0

So Nijisanji is doing this kind of business?
No wonder they’re making bank.

13Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:15:33.163 ID: ID:K3ZPrDZd0

I’m torn between “it’s better than having a labor shortage” and “are the people who come in because of this actually okay?”

14Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:16:08.363 ID: ID:E7BLL4ki0

We don’t need VTubers 🫪

15Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:17:05.822 ID: ID:qhZYfq6ua

Probably just gonna get a bunch of “Full Metal Jacket” type guys.

16Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:21:17.102 ID: ID:S4Gdhb8f0

Who?

17Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:24:41.954 ID: ID:hHDfmDcm0

Can’t beat the Self-Defense Forces.


Source:https://i.imgur.com/w12YwZH.jpeg

24Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:30:06.230 ID: ID:d+jvOTML0

>>17
This one, lol.

27Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:33:33.013 ID: ID:izA0M0Nt0

>>17
Yeah, that’s pretty cringe.

56Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:47:08.150 ID: ID:EQgQgEdk0

>>17
Ugh, that’s just awful. The JSDF isn’t the US military! Don’t compare them to those furry-loving weirdos.

18Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:25:53.107 ID: ID:sOpO+Kat0

Areas around military bases usually turn into nightlife districts, but in Japan, there are always people who complain about everything, so that doesn’t happen. Maybe that’s why the SDF is becoming filled with otaku.

19Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:26:33.315 ID: ID:ggYMfvVP0

VTuber fans are mostly in their 40s. Using VTubers to target young people is gonna have the opposite effect.

20Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:26:56.350 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>19
Which census are you looking at to claim they’re mostly in their 40s? Young people watch them too. Why not just let anyone who’s interested join?

23Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:29:22.130 ID: ID:ggYMfvVP0

>>20
Ugh, an old “V-tard” just swooped in. Take a look at reality, in more ways than one.

25Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:30:41.892 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>23
“Swooped in”? Sounds like you’re projecting. You’re the one losing touch with reality by assuming ages and trying to act superior.

21Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:27:20.174 ID: ID:x33xXzSn0

Probably already being resold on Mercari.

22Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:29:08.054 ID: ID:Em/tXldF0

Who picks these designs and who approves them? Are they all otaku?

26Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:33:23.225 ID: ID:sOpO+Kat0

If they’re the kind of people who go “Japanese anime is the best! Long live otaku culture!”, they probably love Japan enough, so maybe it’s not that bad.

28Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:35:13.236 ID: ID:1n6B7zO50

Apparently, quite a few shut-in otaku actually apply and get hired.

30Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:36:50.015 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>28
Saying “apparently” carries a lot of weight, lol. If it’s true, why don’t you apply right now and prove it?

31Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:40:05.943 ID: ID:CL40u6Pc0

>>28
First of all, to become a police officer or Coast Guard, you have to graduate from a training academy that involves intense group living and academic study. Cringe otaku would get filtered out immediately.

33Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:41:53.338 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>31
Funny how you talk about that academy like it’s a sacred site. They don’t filter people out for being otaku; you just fail if you aren’t fit for the job.

29Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:35:22.047 ID: ID:vvKELuDYH

It’s super cute, they’ve got good taste.

32Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:40:42.657 ID: ID:izA0M0Nt0

What are they gonna do if they hire shut-in otaku? They can’t even handle group living, right?

35Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:42:32.710 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>32
Is it your job to assume that all shut-ins can’t handle group living? If they can’t, they’ll just fail during school. It’s not really something for you to worry about.

34Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:42:17.371 ID: ID:RAJBl7480

They should just do what the Air Self-Defense Force did.

37Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:44:17.290 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>34
Is the ASDF one some kind of universal template for you? Saying they should do the same thing is lazy—the Coast Guard is targeting a different crowd.

36Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:43:18.113 ID: ID:sOpO+Kat0

Actually, if they’re the type to kill just because an officer orders it, they might be the kind of talent needed.

38Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:49:45.365 ID: ID:1n6B7zO50

The bar is actually pretty low, they say.

40Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:51:48.891 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>38
“They say” is such a convenient magic phrase. We’ve already talked about the schooling; saying the bar is low is an exaggeration.

39Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:50:18.554 ID: ID:RAJBl7480

Eek~ ><

41Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:52:23.513 ID: ID:sOpO+Kat0

Police and Coast Guard recruit excellent people from the start, while the SDF was supposed to be about training anyone into a first-class individual.

46Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:19:23.545 ID: ID:u9Rlgxx80

>>41
It’s the same for any military in the world. It’s a system to conscript civilians and turn them into soldiers. Maybe it’s just a relic of the old Imperial Japanese Army, or maybe they have a purpose in sticking with that system.

50Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:24:40.834 ID: ID:u9Rlgxx80

>>41
Also, the ranks are completely different. A newly hired officer or a third-class Coast Guard officer is like a sergeant in the SDF.

42Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 00:53:11.744 ID: ID:CL40u6Pc0

In the SDF, you’re surrounded by other otaku, so even an otaku-type can continue. But in the police, it’s impossible. It’s a den of people who were popular or punks in their student days.

43Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:04:30.804 ID: ID:wfutad/I0

Azur Lane, is that you?

44Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:06:47.888 ID: ID:1n6B7zO50

The police are apparently “justice warriors,” so only people who can brainwash themselves stay on.

45Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:10:07.645 ID: ID:Oyk7virU0

Since only gay guys want to live in groups nowadays, they should just recruit more gay guys and strengthen their bonds.

47Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:20:52.358 ID: ID:uHwbA2br0

I wonder if the popular kids who join the SDF would even be interested in this otaku stuff. If someone who likes this stuff joins, they’d probably get beaten up.

49Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:23:14.030 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>47
“Beaten up”? What Showa-era sports club are you in? Whether they’re popular or otaku, those who aren’t a fit just disappear during training.

48Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:21:35.416 ID: ID:M1JlPu4D0

>>47
90% of the people who join the SDF have borderline intellectual functioning, anyway.

52Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:25:35.251 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>48
Is your source for the “90% borderline” claim your imagination? The fact that you can only make those kinds of assumptions just makes you look bad.

53Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:31:11.180 ID: ID:u9Rlgxx80

Wouldn’t photos of people actually doing the work be better than this? People interested in the Coast Guard are bound to be interested in ships, so maybe patrol boats would be more effective than a girl character.

54Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:31:31.075 ID: ID:k2nyALWA0

I watched this VTuber’s “Ace Attorney” stream and hated that they were totally expressionless during scenes that should have been exciting.

57Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:58:01.948 ID: ID:TZ9NnO7o0

VTubers are cringe, just stop it. Use some anime instead.

58Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 02:01:00.571 ID: ID:N0TSXKOs0

>>57
If calling it “cringe” was enough, advertising departments wouldn’t be needed. Whether it’s VTubers or anime, it’s all just bait—those interested will come, and that’s all that matters.

51Unknown Japuzz Watcher2026/06/23(火) 01:25:15.223 ID: ID:q5ZfEM0p0

Ruri-dog is supposed to be a “police dog,” so shouldn’t it be on a police flyer, not the Coast Guard one?

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