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[Sad News] Messi’s bodyguard is working way too hard lol

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1：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:24:22.76 ID： ID:jOqxHX6A0

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3：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:27:41.64 ID： ID:YhOvFcg0M

He should be the one playing soccer.

2：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:26:23.79 ID： ID:oxK3gL2za

Is he a germaphobe or something? He really doesn’t want to be touched.

4：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:31:29.70 ID： ID:k+K1sfyv0

I like how he stops the kids who rush the pitch but lets them take a photo afterwards.

5：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:31:56.72 ID： ID:Up4xnUeK0

His playstyle is like Gattuso’s.

6：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:37:20.29 ID： ID:DAM3lOTN0

I heard Messi’s bodyguard makes like 1.5 billion yen a year.
That’s more than most actual soccer players.

7：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:39:01.97 ID： ID:dq9duERj0

His situational awareness and speed are insane lol

8：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:40:47.97 ID： ID:q1/KxYjw0

He’s huge but surprisingly fast.

9：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:41:51.49 ID： ID:pwTrj6gp0

He runs more than Messi lol

10：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:41:58.54 ID： ID:uMMEwgOu0

Meanwhile, Shohei Ohtani’s right-hand man was busy stealing his money.

11：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:42:40.39 ID： ID:I9MYrRP+0

I wonder if there would be legal trouble if he accidentally injured a kid.

12：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:46:01.80 ID： ID:a8G9+mY60

If he doesn’t handle them, he’ll get criticized and lose popularity, so he probably has a “guess I have to deal with this” face while thinking “Bodyguard, get over here ASAP” inside lol

13：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:47:48.80 ID： ID:I5rYFZio0

Don’t take photos with annoying kids who invade the pitch.

14：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:50:17.52 ID： ID:PKXhgsLo0

So fast lol

15：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/22(月) 23:58:51.21 ID： ID:Bor394+B0

Being Messi must be really tough.

16：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:01:55.44 ID： ID:2zZ7zg6E0

Some fanatical fans overseas are crazy enough to carry guns or be completely unhinged.

17：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:03:55.16 ID： ID:Bs7RP5sI0

If Abe had a bodyguard this competent, he wouldn’t have died in his 60s and could still be running the political scene today 😭

40：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:05:12.38 ID： ID:A4h8+XW50

>>17
Standard “he’s in heaven” comment.

55：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:33:19.17 ID： ID:ONcDvv6/0

>>17
It’s hell for those who survive.

18：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:04:40.65 ID： ID:TcB4kpWB0

No need to provide fan service to scum who break rules and get rewarded for it.

31：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:42:22.53 ID： ID:jyYLzw7j0

>>18
Exactly, it just encourages more copycats.

36：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:52:42.05 ID： ID:/czhZzoP0

>>18
They’re getting properly dealt with, so it’s fine.

19：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:04:53.88 ID： ID:QgOfqNno0

If they have a blade, it might already be too late.

20：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:06:09.64 ID： ID:MV5WSVxU0

Could this guy have protected Abe?

21：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:06:41.62 ID： ID:w/m9eG/E0

Is it normal for kids to rush the pitch in overseas soccer?

22：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:12:57.08 ID： ID:DCfDnBRh0

He’s doing a good job, but it’s dangerous if they have a knife.

23：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:21:23.84 ID： ID:5DlRRvMM0

So fast.

24：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:21:47.46 ID： ID:9hDn4dl90

He’s pigeon-toed but still so fast lol

25：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:23:36.79 ID： ID:86fZ8mPw0

He didn’t make it in time, he’s fired.

26：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:29:00.11 ID： ID:ly7E8SKo0

They should’ve hired this guy for Abe.

27：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:29:39.64 ID： ID:2O6RHPdg0

Since it’s Argentina, isn’t he a former rugby player?

45：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:19:21.28 ID： ID:0sYp+L2A0

>>27
Navy SEALs.

28：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:30:14.86 ID： ID:3gxgYFZy0

His footwork when he rushes over is hilarious lol

29：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:31:02.61 ID： ID:lbDaSY9wH

Very competent.

30：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:38:39.74 ID： ID:BxRvLkQc0

If this guy played soccer, he would’ve made a great fullback.

32：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:42:31.03 ID： ID:40nVDpjm0

He’s basically the real Messi at this point.

33：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:43:22.54 ID： ID:OzPexkc40

If it was Di Maria, it would’ve been a heartwarming story.
Checked and he’s still active though.

34：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:45:28.79 ID： ID:p+IShg6c0

That’s worth a 200 million yen annual salary.

35：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:47:34.73 ID： ID:zGDlMH2j0

Wonder how Ippei is doing.

37：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:53:17.79 ID： ID:umz3yPTm0

In a developing country, these kind of kids would be roasted on social media until they died, but how is it handled there?

56：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:34:52.52 ID： ID:ONcDvv6/0

>>37
They’re treated like heroes.

38：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 00:55:02.24 ID： ID:Y57o/6Cz0

Well, he’s being paid a ton, so he has to be desperate.
Even I’d be desperate in his shoes.

39：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:00:51.19 ID： ID:2x95bvlk0

They are getting through to him every now and then though.

41：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:05:36.18 ID： ID:N3EQVX6ca

This bodyguard doesn’t look very tall either.
Though he’s probably built like a rugby player.

42：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:10:47.21 ID： ID:ov1e2+oE0

Ninja-like speed. Truly an elite guard.

43：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:13:11.77 ID： ID:Im160idb0

So this is what happens when someone who isn’t a runner runs for their life.

44：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:14:50.00 ID： ID:YTFsFkPA0

He’d be good at American football.

46：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:27:34.20 ID： ID:oceZl7KK0

He’s not making it in time though.

47：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:36:10.37 ID： ID:CWnZIbke0

I don’t know if these are fanatic fans or just groupies,
but if two people come at him at once, he can’t handle it lol

48：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:57:13.23 ID： ID:VXsZb/JE0

Being a celebrity is tough.

49：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 01:59:47.44 ID： ID:hcXAd/g30

If they had a knife, it would be over, wouldn’t it?

50：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:02:06.14 ID： ID:6LqSn1e00

I saw a video before where he accidentally blew Messi away while rushing and I laughed so hard.

51：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:07:30.71 ID： ID:KGsZuoOi0

Abe’s security detail was just standing there.

52：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:10:25.00 ID： ID:NruuzhiQ0

Messi missing a PK lol

53：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:18:05.24 ID： ID:3WCpDc3c0

He presses better than Messi.

54：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:30:17.57 ID： ID:N8ttxOel0

He moves more than Messi.

57：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:35:10.22 ID： ID:99o3iq+gd

Shouldn’t they make the penalties harsher?
If they were carrying a blade, he’d be dead.

58：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:36:31.04 ID： ID:McY69/990

I feel like if Messi came to Japan, no one would notice him and it would feel like a different world.

59：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:44:29.58 ID： ID:f77JQPxA0

Japanese people don’t really have a bodyguard culture.
In Japan, it’s more like a “yojimbo” (hired mercenary) culture.
It’s perceived a bit differently.

63：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:51:14.82 ID： ID:QuYICjw20

>>59
What’s different about it?

60：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:45:29.62 ID： ID:ynRH0Dh+0

>>59
Yojimbos don’t care if the client dies in the worst-case scenario.

62：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:46:38.93 ID： ID:f77JQPxA0

>>60
Yeah…

61：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 02:45:44.46 ID： ID:f77JQPxA0

If this was before the social media era, the BGM for this video would definitely have been “I Will Always Love You”.

64：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:09:00.79 ID： ID:BQDN+mG00

lol

65：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:09:13.09 ID： ID:BQDN+mG00

He’s a tough-looking bald guy.

66：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:13:18.05 ID： ID:56ugPTzB0

He’s super competent.
How much would it cost to hire him?

67：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:17:15.96 ID： ID:s5g8GF4L0

He’s pigeon-toed but that’s a good dash.

68：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:19:41.88 ID： ID:DRf9b+5z0

It’s amazing, wonder if a former American football player is doing it.

69：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:25:57.65 ID： ID:P5sbyrA60

He’s probably getting 1,200 yen an hour for this.
Pure exploitation of passion.

76：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:23:56.59 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>69
It’s 30 million yen an hour…

77：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:24:04.16 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>76
There’s no way he’s getting that much.

78：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:24:12.19 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>77
I calculated it, it’s legit…

79：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:24:23.26 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>78
Show me the math.

80：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:24:49.78 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>79
30 million * 8 hours * 365 days = 1,500,000,000

81：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:24:53.85 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>80
Oh wow.

82：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:24:59.50 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>80
You’re right.

83：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:25:06.28 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>80
This is the real deal.

85：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:25:16.20 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>80
Sorry about that.

86：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:25:21.38 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>80
I see.

87：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:25:26.93 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>80
It adds up to this much?

88：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:25:41.13 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>80
30 million yen an hour is nice.

89：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:26:00.65 ID： ID:pSZziEnkd

>>88
It’s in Euros.

70：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:26:13.70 ID： ID:Zz93VTxK0

If he’s gonna do fan service anyway, why stop them?
Is Messi an idiot?

72：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:37:36.29 ID： ID://ucsgM70

He’s super competent.

73：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 03:49:10.77 ID： ID:1UDy+0C10

Parents using their kids as shields to make unreasonable demands seem much more common there than in Japan too.

75：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:13:40.58 ID： ID:F+K2N03w0

Of course he’s going to protect him for dear life.
He’s a god, after all.

101：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/23(火) 04:31:59.23 ID： ID:DScoTqXI0

More competent than Japanese politicians’ bodyguards.

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