【Sad News】Tifa's Perspective on Cloud is Terrifying...

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1：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:30:23.13 ID： ID:VFmVADxg0

Childhood
・A loner “Chee-gyu” (cringe nerd)
・Calls you out in the middle of the night out of nowhere just to talk about his dreams alone

Adulthood
・Collapses at the station acting like a total lunatic
・Completely different memories and personality

I abide in sub specie aeternitatis 👼

This is way too creepy lol

2：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:31:33.99 ID： ID:NDXYhkMH0

Tifa is so kind.
I guess beautiful girls really do have beautiful personalities.

3：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:31:35.61 ID： ID:1pcwcInh0

Apparently, nirvana is called Nirvāṇa 💀

But he’s a hottie though.

4：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:31:36.58 ID： ID:hU+vfMqX0

Can we keep the “FF” talk that only boomers care about in the boomers’ memories?

5：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:31:36.98 ID： ID:Fddu6kci0

It only works out because he’s good-looking.

7：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:31:53.31 ID： ID:zDZI89fS0

Looks really do solve everything.

161：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 20:03:56.36 ID： ID:8y14Qmya0

Long ago, they say the Taijitu was created by a person named Fuxi… cute, isn’t it?

>>7
He probably drifted into Midgar while still acting like a lunatic.
He must have been filthy, probably leaking excrement everywhere, gaunt from not eating, hair a mess, facial muscles all slack…
No way Tifa thought “Oh, Cloud is so cool” when they reunited.

8：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:32:34.85 ID： ID:RfOD8DR40

True that.

9：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:33:26.48 ID： ID:5GcDBEeR0

This game became a legend because they made a literal lunatic the protagonist, you know! 😤

10：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:33:46.97 ID： ID:5aaFREHP0

But he’s got a handsome face.

12：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:33:59.73 ID： ID:JY/Hb/jH0

If he looked like Barret, she would have just ignored him and left him there.

13：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:34:08.98 ID： ID:CFgxjVes0

It’s so “incel-like” to call someone out and then be like “I didn’t think you’d actually come.”

14：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:34:45.46 ID： ID:pvWhCm7r0

He’s just Zack’s “used” goods.

15：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:34:48.63 ID： ID:kYtf+ESM0

Cloud-kun suffers from depression, ADHD, and schizophrenia, after all.

82：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:54:02.41 ID： ID:USnptJXS0

>>15
LMAO, that’s a full combo of diagnoses.
What even is this?

16：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:35:22.28 ID： ID:5aaFREHP0

She grew up to have huge breasts. Good thing he “marked his territory” when they were kids.

24：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:37:54.28 ID： ID:oohy58rSd

>>16
He didn’t mark anything, he’s been getting used and tossed around.
She’s a flower girl, you know.

33：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:39:05.61 ID： ID:qIUVGo+B0

>>24
She’s a bar owner in the slums, man.

36：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:39:52.94 ID： ID:oohy58rSd

>>33
So she’s like a snack bar mama-san?
Hard to believe there’s no “extra services” going on there.

17：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:36:01.22 ID： ID:oh/X8vsl0

Seriously, if he wasn’t handsome, she wouldn’t have bothered.
Even if he looked like an average Joe, it would still be way too creepy.

18：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:36:01.41 ID： ID:4m2wOYL9d

Good looks hide a thousand sins.

19：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:36:01.69 ID： ID:fecn7fRp0

Cloud: “Auau-ah…”
Tifa: “Cloud?”
Cloud: “I’m a SOLDIER 1st Class.”
The kindness to actually believe him…

23：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:37:50.57 ID： ID:6XPd8zfF0

>>19
Tifa: “(Whoa, this guy seems dangerous, I’ll just play along for now.)”

20：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:36:11.16 ID： ID:wZPNb0cT0

He might be a nerd now, but after Tifa’s mom died, he was a delinquent who picked fights with anyone and everyone.

21：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:36:37.86 ID： ID:oSfoUnH20

What if he looked like Hassan?

31：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:38:48.56 ID： ID:oohy58rSd

>>21
Then he and Zack would just be “hole-brothers” sharing Tifa.

22：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:36:53.99 ID： ID:5M6li6a60

Didn’t they reunite after he started doing terrorist part-time jobs?

25：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:38:11.38 ID： ID:wjgM0yYG0

It only works because Tifa had a crush on him from the start.

26：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:38:11.98 ID： ID:HowMChZh0

People say Tifa was great for staying quiet during the SOLDIER talk,
but if you were actually there, you’d be too stunned to say a word.

27：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:38:12.23 ID： ID:hU+vfMqX0

This game… I only learned about it through the remake, but it’s not even fun.
The design is old, the story isn’t as amazing as people make it out to be. A scenario of this level would just get buried nowadays.

Everything about it is stale.

I guess it can’t be helped since it’s a game for boomers, but it doesn’t hold up in this day and age.

28：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:38:12.30 ID： ID:mPbMTWGod

I thought it was a nice detail that Cloud’s acting in Rebirth’s flashback chapters leans towards Zack’s personality.

29：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:38:18.38 ID： ID:DIyVScqw0

Tifa was looking after his part-time jobs too.

30：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:38:42.25 ID： ID:hU+vfMqX0

So this is what the boomers called “legendary”…

32：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:38:53.49 ID： ID:7/T49+R40

Aerith: “There’s this weird guy acting like my first love…”

Isn’t it great how she never points it out?

39：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:40:49.91 ID： ID:oohy58rSd

>>32
She just wanted a surrogate d*ck.

34：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:39:14.94 ID： ID:PobgeNo10

It’s a mystery why she didn’t get mako poisoning after falling into the Lifestream.
It’s also a mystery how she managed to enter Cloud’s mental world from there.

35：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:39:38.60 ID： ID:hU+vfMqX0

I guess everything was pretty loose in the boomers’ era.
Old anime settings and logic are a mess too.

37：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:40:31.85 ID： ID:nyf8TJ6GM

Why didn’t someone just beat him back to his senses?

38：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:40:34.16 ID： ID:HowMChZh0

It was hilarious how realistic it was when the guy playing Cloud messed up and went silent, while the guy playing Zack came out to apologize.

40：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:40:54.95 ID： ID:NDXYhkMH0

It must have been mentally exhausting for her to not be able to say anything even though she thought he was acting weird.
At first, I was like “what?” at the scene where he gets hysterical at a dog at the Gold Saucer, but that makes sense now.

41：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:41:10.67 ID： ID:DIyVScqw0

Tifa also taught him about sex.

42：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:41:53.09 ID： ID:VFmVADxg0

If he hadn’t been liked by the popular guy Zack, or forced into those mako baths, he would have just stayed a regular infantryman forever.

43：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:42:31.41 ID： ID:JY/Hb/jH0

Zack was handsome, a SOLDIER, and everyone’s hero. It’s plausible that young guys would try to copy him exactly.

44：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:42:33.14 ID： ID:Or5FR/lq0

Popular people generally don’t listen to others, do they?

46：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:42:52.51 ID： ID:p2eS8FGq0

But Cloud is amazing. If I were him, I would have killed myself.

47：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:43:09.36 ID： ID:mPbMTWGod

There are so many fan-fics about “Tifa-rape,” but once she was living in the slums, she should have had enough combat ability that an average guy wouldn’t stand a chance.

52：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:44:38.62 ID： ID:HowMChZh0

>>47
It’s probably the usual “drug that makes you lose your strength.”

157：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 20:01:21.38 ID： ID:jaQWBsv50

>>47
Between the ages of 16 and 21, while grieving, she was getting passed around by random guys.
https://www.dmm.co.jp/dc/doujin/-/detail/=/cid=d_647412/

48：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:43:45.54 ID： ID:cQP84B1bd

But the real Cloud-kun is still in there.

49：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:43:46.83 ID： ID:+Ryvlpnb0

And she’s completely in love with him regardless.

50：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:43:52.73 ID： ID:C8LNDgWx0

That’s exactly why.
They weren’t even close, but he responded to her call and told her about his dreams on the water tower.
Cloud, whose mind was weakened by Hojo using him as a prototype, had foggy memories—but the memory of the water tower remained strong and never faded.

51：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:44:18.34 ID： ID:AjncajGY0

But Tifa knew the person named Cloud actually existed, right?
Why didn’t she just say “No, Cloud is real?” when Sephiroth told his lies?

53：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:44:40.08 ID： ID:hxUOWD0z0

I actually played this recently and I didn’t see what was so interesting about it.
You shouldn’t blindly trust stories boomers rave about.
Dragon Quest 11, which the boomers kept praising, was boring as hell too. Everything boomers recommend is a dud.

54：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:44:47.17 ID： ID:kMctDSEz0

Sephiroth killed all those villagers while acting insane, shouting things like “You guys are parasites that came to this planet!”
I wonder what he thought when he realized he was the one mistaken and that the “parasite” was actually himself.

56：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:45:25.66 ID： ID:SOPdh7Az0

“I… I thought everyone was stupid.”
“They were always laughing at silly things, they were childish.”
“…I get it. I’m the stupid one.”
“I really wanted to play with everyone, but I just couldn’t ask them to let me join in.”
“Eventually… I started thinking that I was different from everyone else…”
“I told myself I was different from those childish people.”
“But… maybe.”
“Maybe, if I wait, someone might call out to me.”
“Thinking that, I would hang around them…”

He’s basically a stereotypical “Nan-G” poster (Japanese anonymous board user).

59：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:46:45.01 ID： ID:fybmk0YG0

>>56
But he’s a hottie.
And when he finally got the courage to ask her out, Tifa was soaking wet for him.

60：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:46:45.54 ID： ID:+Ryvlpnb0

>>56
He has the single biggest advantage: he’s handsome.

58：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/03(金) 18:46:44.45 ID： ID:AjncajGY0

I get that Tifa would want to protect her childhood friend who’s acting weird, but having him join a terrorist organization is insane.