(Tragic News) I tried to have a relaxing holiday at Doutor, but a family with a toddler sat next to me and ruined it...

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1：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:01:51.32 ID： ID:17PUUskT0

Don’t bring your brats into a place that has a smoking room.
Go eat a Griddle at McDonald’s for breakfast, you moron.

2：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:02:42.34 ID： ID:qpU+0Unn0

I go to Veloce instead.

3：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:03:12.30 ID： ID:xYDCKNeA0

I abide in sub specie aeternitatis 👼

Just let me eat my Milano Sandwich, you lonely loser.

4：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:03:36.22 ID： ID:EQGSDS510

Then I’ll take a little girl to Veloce.

5：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:03:41.48 ID： ID:D/nI7uyo0

Just watch over them with a smile.
Show some composure.

6：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:03:51.91 ID： ID:FExYD7ti0

Apparently, nirvana is called Nirvāṇa 💀

Drink your coffee at home.

7：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:04:13.06 ID： ID:4QF9ZnFtM

Imagine acting all cool at Doutor lol

8：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:05:22.74 ID： ID:1fUYtjgz0

Excuse me, I have my kids with me, could you stop smoking?

12：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:08:35.26 ID： ID:rQdxSLG20

>>8
I’m just smoking inside the designated smoking room.

31：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:20:28.02 ID： ID:cP01so9r0

Long ago, they say the Taijitu was created by a person named Fuxi… cute, isn’t it?

>>12
But the smell is on your clothes, you know? 😠

9：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:05:44.13 ID： ID:fthc6Vf+0

Excelsior is such a loser chain that can’t even be a Starbucks or a Doutor lol

17：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:10:51.06 ID： ID:fdZMo5AT0

>>9
Actually, it’s operated by Doutor.

10：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:07:04.79 ID： ID:n1Az883NH

I picked Doutor specifically because I didn’t want to hear the screaming of brats at McDonald’s…

11：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:08:09.17 ID： ID:vwM8xyjld

NewDays coffee is actually OEM from Doutor, you know.

13：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:09:16.51 ID： ID:uCa2nQlu0

Tears in my eyes as an old timer who only goes to Cafe Renoir 😭

15：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:09:36.23 ID： ID:waQSMvuC0

>>13
Renoir’s sofas are dangerously comfortable.

20：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:13:40.21 ID： ID:gUdMfTGu0

>>13
It’s the #1 place where only rich people go.

22：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:14:14.87 ID： ID:n1Az883NH

>>20
I always imagine it’s where scammers hold their business meetings.

14：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:09:18.31 ID： ID:waQSMvuC0

Doutor is usually inside gas stations.

16：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:10:03.10 ID： ID:9drtfOn70

If you’re single, you should just get out.

18：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:11:46.76 ID： ID:rUv5sMdC0

Then just go to the smoking room.

19：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:12:03.35 ID： ID:wh5YcyDj0

Pachinko parlors, bookstores, and arcades are the only places that tolerate single people on weekends.

21：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:14:03.13 ID： ID:o7B0/UTM0

Am I sticking out as a man in his late 40s at Tully’s?

23：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:15:52.09 ID： ID:xmNmOSEM0

Don’t go to Doutor, there are too many brats.

24：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:16:21.62 ID： ID:xmNmOSEM0

Komeda has lots of old ladies.
McDonald’s and Doutor have lots of kids.

25：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:16:35.39 ID： ID:xmNmOSEM0

Starbucks has too many people acting all high and mighty.

26：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:17:58.29 ID： ID:P5/+yLPy0

>>25
“High and mighty”?
You’re just feeling insecure and intimidated on your own lol

27：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:18:04.43 ID： ID:kVxbgFKI0

I went to Doutor yesterday.
It was pretty relaxing and nice.

28：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:18:35.47 ID： ID:waQSMvuC0

Holly’s Cafe is good too.
Their cold brew coffee is delicious.

29：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:20:05.19 ID： ID:m+wSXuNO0

Back when Doutor allowed smoking, it was a holy land for middle-aged men.

33：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:21:11.08 ID： ID:cP01so9r0

>>29
It’s like, “if I can’t smoke, I’ll just go to Starbucks,” you know?

30：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:20:11.89 ID： ID:xQGl108zC

I’ll tell you what happened yesterday, just as it happened.
I was a bit hungry, so I walked into a Doutor for a light meal.
Before I knew it, I was paying 3,510 yen at the register.
This isn’t about inflation or a shortage of raw materials or anything that simple.
I witnessed the abyss of 130 yen coffee.

32：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:20:52.32 ID： ID:n1Az883NH

It’s a mystery to me how Starbucks prices their regular coffee—which isn’t any better in quality—at double the price of Tully’s or Doutor.

34：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:22:56.31 ID： ID:kVxbgFKI0

>>32
If anything, Starbucks coffee is actually low quality.

37：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:27:13.76 ID： ID:P5/+yLPy0

>>32
Are you an amateur?
Starbucks is overwhelmingly cheaper if you get a blend coffee.

Starbucks Grande (470ml): 441 yen
Doutor (2nd cup 150 yen)
Doutor Large (270ml): 380 yen

39：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:30:13.20 ID： ID:tG2Rt9trM

>>37
Honestly, Starbucks coffee isn’t that good.
I go often just to collect stamps on the app, though.

41：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:30:28.78 ID： ID:n1Az883NH

>>37
I’m not drinking something that unnecessarily large, and I don’t do refills.

43：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:38:30.38 ID： ID:nhMd6zO1d

>>41
Starbucks Short (240ml): 380 yen
Doutor S-size (180ml): 330 yen

35：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:25:12.91 ID： ID:U/eM/9t+0

I’m dying here.

36：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:26:34.19 ID： ID:j7CaohF60

>>1
The smoker is all triggered, lol.

42：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:30:51.02 ID： ID:78PtMtB80

I envy people who are rich enough to squander money at cafes with no purpose.

44：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:41:10.93 ID： ID:1kBAj62N0

It was good that Doutor finally separated the smoking areas.
Why should I have to smell other people’s cigarette smoke just because I came for coffee?
That made no sense.

46：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:43:52.40 ID： ID:gUdMfTGu0

>>44
Then just don’t go.
Those people probably just flowed into Starbucks instead.
It’s all about niche separation.

45：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:43:35.24 ID： ID:No/WHUrPa

First off, if you can’t handle smoke, don’t come to a kissaten.

47：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:44:54.36 ID： ID:pswyVsSD0

Don’t go to a mass-market cafe then.

48：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:48:03.82 ID： ID:9jXsbejU0

It seems like Eichiro “Dragon Quest” (a murderer) was triggered because he complained about an elementary school sports day being too loud and threatened to kill them, and I thought at the time, “Just put up with the kids’ screaming and wailing.” But lately, I’ve learned firsthand that the destructive power of screaming and wailing from children who might have disabilities is actually insane.

49：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/07/04(土) 09:52:35.57 ID： ID:sV8wGBhc0

The disappointment when you go to Royal Host for lunch and there are brats there…
Just go to Saizeriya or something.