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Tulio Tanaka: “Is this the weakest Brazil national team I’ve ever seen?” LOL

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1：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:02:39.69 ID： ID:pWyZBnmH0

🇯🇵We can win this, guys!😳😳👍

Despite being born in Brazil, Tulio Tanaka has long been critical of the current Seleção. He started off by saying, “Even before the World Cup started, things were a mess with the Brazil national team and their association. They kept changing managers constantly. In the end, they were so desperate they had to bring in Ancelotti.” He continued, “Brazil ended up in an easy group. The only real test will be the opening match against Morocco. Raphinha (FW) is injured and out for the tournament. Casemiro in midfield has no stamina or agility left. There are also problems with both full-backs.” He didn’t stop there, bluntly stating, “I think this is the weakest Brazil national team I’ve ever seen in my life.”

https://www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/-/393717

2：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:03:19.99 ID： ID:tQ9aIHIZ0

Well, he is a former Brazilian himself, so…

3：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:03:30.28 ID： ID:3sLxnlzo0

He’s cleverly avoiding making a firm commitment, isn’t he?

4：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:04:04.63 ID： ID:Ixz0PDuX0

2010 or 2014 were weaker, surely.
At least they have Vinícius now.

11：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:14:52.83 ID： ID:y1+5Zcrk0

>>4
Nah, they’re super weak.
Their midfield is garbage, getting caught on the counter constantly.
Brazil really hasn’t adapted to modern football and relies way too much on individual talent.

20：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:27:34.35 ID： ID:Ixz0PDuX0

>>11
2010 was way worse.
Felipe Melo in midfield and Robinho as the ace who couldn’t even score 10 goals in a league season.

31：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:58:38.27 ID： ID:FYij58OO0

>>4
2014 was the Mineirazo, but they at least made it to the semis.

5：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:05:46.32 ID： ID:8CqaX4pb0

Well, it is true that this is the weakest Brazil ever.
It’s just that the gap in talent is still huge.
It’s a clash between the weakest Brazil and the strongest Japan.

6：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:06:52.12 ID： ID:Lh0xoqNY0

Tulio’s receding hairline looks pretty rough, though.

7：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:07:54.11 ID： ID:tRHeOx170

Probably the days when Fred and Jo were playing were weaker.

10：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:12:54.30 ID： ID:3BjUR3xo0

Compared to when they had superstars in every position, they’re weak… but their individual level is still several notches above Japan’s.
Also, having a veteran manager like Ancelotti in charge is creepy.

12：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:15:32.01 ID： ID:NFqsP7QuM

Their full-backs are undoubtedly the worst in their history.

13：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:16:10.50 ID： ID:ZW0vsv5L0

I knew Vinícius was good, but Cunha being in such great form is scary.

14：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:16:49.64 ID： ID:XPwSuB170

Just because they got weaker doesn’t mean we got stronger.
(Reference: Asian Cup)
…Or is that not how it works?

15：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:18:14.19 ID： ID:3FRJ8C9+a

There’s a saying: “Even if it rots, it’s still Brazil.”

16：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:20:29.43 ID： ID:r0w+e4W40

Even in South America, Brazil is treated like trash.
They’re getting roasted on social media every day by Uruguay and Colombia.

29：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:55:52.83 ID： ID:HAPGviab0

>>16
Do Uruguayans have time to look at SNS, though?

17：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:23:47.58 ID： ID:zit7FYU+0

It can’t be weaker than that team that got crushed by Germany, right?

33：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:00:03.27 ID： ID:FYij58OO0

>>17
Plus, that team had the handicap of Neymar missing out due to injury, which robbed them of their leader.

35：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:03:01.05 ID： ID:PudgLw0H0

>>33
Does that have anything to do with conceding 7 goals? lol

21：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:24:41.27 ID： ID:F7XEILJP0

This guy’s been all talk since his playing days.

19：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:27:08.68 ID： ID:7uxxcnLb0

Even if you could join this Brazil team in “SakaTsuku,” there’d be no sense of accomplishment.

21：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:28:54.78 ID： ID:gvI+DRMW0

Brazil actually has a lot of injuries too.
Raphinha, Rodrygo, etc.

22：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:33:07.97 ID： ID:zCtvEQPB0

It’s definitely the weakest Brazil we’ve ever seen.
It’s just that Japan isn’t at full strength either, so it’s hard to predict.

23：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:34:22.19 ID： ID:geMzQdRE0

Having Vinícius makes it better, though.
There was a time when that skinny Chelsea guy (I even forgot his name) was their ace.

24：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:40:58.52 ID： ID:2QJ01aOm0

Current trends favor Africa over South America.

25：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:43:21.36 ID： ID:wI3MJ1cr0

2006 had a monstrous squad.

27：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:52:39.32 ID： ID:zit7FYU+0

Honestly, the talent gap is such that we’d probably only win 2 out of 10 matches.

28：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:54:41.44 ID： ID:d2Iqtzxz0

Vinícius doesn’t defend, right?

30：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:58:26.41 ID： ID:IKqNgn4G0

Is this a jinx?

32：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 05:58:48.91 ID： ID:8qRFLwN60

Why do they always show that footage of Hidetoshi Nakata lying face-down on the pitch after we got crushed by Brazil? Just leave already.

34：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:01:09.09 ID： ID:FYij58OO0

>>32
It’s seen as the symbol of the 2006 collapse from a modern perspective.

36：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:04:56.89 ID： ID:7VD7J0Szd

People are saying they’re the weakest.

37：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:05:41.76 ID： ID:cZ+NT1eW0

In their prime, the top scorers in all major leagues were Brazilians.
The current Brazil isn’t even a favorite to win.

38：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:11:07.26 ID： ID:09nrGdN30

Weakest Brazil vs Strongest Japan.
If Brazil loses, they’ll get roasted just as hard as when they lost to Germany.

39：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:13:31.99 ID： ID:EyVK005J0

Argentina is stronger.
But a Brazil team on a roll is unstoppable.

40：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:15:08.01 ID： ID:0fhBSVPc0

In terms of FIFA rankings, around 2013 was the weakest.
They’re actually higher up in recent years.

41：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:20:37.09 ID： ID:G2mz04OS0

If they get slaughtered, I bet they’ll act like they never said that.

42：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:22:09.78 ID： ID:1+769B5R0

Is Brazil really that weak?
Are they even worse than Tunisia?

49：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:28:31.32 ID： ID:Jp6YweAm0

>>42
No way.
It’s just that there might be a slim chance, but essentially it’s an uphill battle for Japan.

43：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:22:19.38 ID： ID:qKcX0k+i0

If we (Japan) lose, I’m going to use this quote to roast us.

44：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:24:24.43 ID： ID:33A9mHNM0

It’ll be tough to win even against the weakest Brazil. Good luck, Japan.

45：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:25:17.11 ID： ID:11Xd73iC0

I feel like they were weaker when Luis Fabiano was the ace.

46：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:25:26.58 ID： ID:gFWfkdm1d

This might be a fact.
Doesn’t mean we’ll win, though.

48：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:27:10.78 ID： ID:73aL91Ab0

They haven’t had a solid CF for years.
They have good players, but that one spot remains a hole.

47：Unknown Japuzz Watcher ： 2026/06/28(日) 06:27:03.14 ID： ID:DLT5QIzy0

But we still can’t win, though.

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