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Iran Wins Big!

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1 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:30:08 ID:dkzQ
Trump? or whoever it was gave me 48 trillion yen.
He’s a really good guy.

According to a Reuters report on the 16th, a framework for establishing a 300 billion dollar (approximately 48 trillion yen) fund for Iran’s reconstruction is included in the memorandum for ending hostilities between the United States and Iran. The aim is to secure the abandonment of nuclear development in exchange for economic benefits.

2 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:30:55 ID:9icO
With so much destruction of people and land, what is there to win?

121 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:58:38 ID:ETDg
>>2
No, winning in war is about achieving your objectives.
Iran maintained its independence,
and received money while being allowed to resume nuclear development if Israel attacks. So, Iran wins.

5 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:31:26 ID:B7mM
Trump: “For world peace, I’m going to give Iran 48 trillion yen, so other countries cooperate, Sanae, you understand, right?”

6 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:32:07 ID:qlYS
They’ve set a precedent where you can profit from making nuclear weapons.

10 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:34:15 ID:dkzQ
Trump: “I attacked Iran without permission, but in the end, I couldn’t achieve regime change or nuclear abandonment. Oil and naphtha prices soared. So, I’ll just give up and offer Iran 48 trillion yen in return.”

↑What’s the reason to support this guy?

21 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:36:16 ID:tKaV
They killed all their leaders, so we can expect good things from Iran in the future.

29 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:37:24 ID:mxoT
New Zealand: “What about us, who drew with Iran in the World Cup? Don’t we get anything?”

30 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:37:39 ID:grsD
Sanae: “Japan should also have nuclear weapons.”

If we say that, we can do the same thing.

33 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:39:04 ID:dkzQ
>>30
They don’t have the Strait of Hormuz as a hostage, do they?

37 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:40:25 ID:iJRo
>>33
Can’t we do something by blockading the Tsugaru Strait?

34 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:39:09 ID:zLAA
Israel was more insane than expected, and that’s the problem.

35 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:40:07 ID:7TDq
>>34
It’s true everywhere, but those who play the victim are the worst.

36 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:40:23 ID:lNJK
I don’t know how amazing 48 trillion yen is lol
Is it enough to perfectly rebuild Iran?

42 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:41:13 ID:7TDq
>>36
It’s more than Japan’s social security expenditure.

51 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:43:20 ID:lNJK
>>42
I don’t even know how much Japan’s social security expenditure is lol
Sorry for being an idiot lol
How many World Cups can that buy?

56 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:44:36 ID:dkzQ
>>51
You can hire 500 Messis.

80 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 16:50:41 ID:dkzQ
>>51
It’s 1000 times the total annual salary of SoftBank players.
In other words, you could hire a massive number of professional baseball players, from the first to the second team, and create 1000 teams.

130 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 17:00:10 ID:EC8N
Obama Deal: “We’ll stop uranium enrichment in exchange for lifting sanctions and returning frozen assets.”
Iran: “Well, that’s acceptable.”
Trump: “No, no, that’s not right? Ballistic missiles should also be banned.”
Trump: “Therefore, the Obama deal is canceled!”
Iran: “Then we’ll develop nuclear weapons.”
Trump: “It’s war!”
・・・・・・・・・・
Trump: “We’ll lift oil sanctions, return frozen assets, and give you 48 trillion yen for reconstruction. The Strait of Hormuz also belongs to Iran. Come to think of it, Iran has the right to possess ballistic missiles.”

133 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 17:00:36 ID:dkzQ
>>130
Lol

139 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 17:01:33 ID:JYeN
>>130
I see!

144 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 17:02:00 ID:ETDg
>>130
Poop

210 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 17:08:34 ID:PNE3
Compared to a weak country like Japan, which was turned into a scorched earth, had atomic bombs dropped on it, and had its A-class war criminals executed, and didn’t receive a single yen, isn’t Iran a great victory?

220 Name: Unknown Japuzz Watcher[] Posted: 06/18/26(Thu) 17:09:15 ID:iJRo
>>210
They did get some money, though.
They even got a fixed exchange rate made for them.

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